Your Mother Was a Neanderthal

By Jon Scieszka

Illustrated by Lane Smith

Time Warp #4
1993

The good news about the Stone Age is that there are no homework assignments or tests. The bad news is that there are hungry saber-toothed tigers, rampaging wooly mammoths, a tribe of cavemen who love rotten meat, and a tribe of cave women who look like they are getting ready to sacrifice the Time Warp Trio.